Monday, November 25, 2013

That's My Boy Film Review, Synopsis, Posters, Trailer


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Review

     Ugh, gross, get it out of my mouth (okay, redo, that sounded really, really creepy!) This movie is soooooooo bad!!!!!
     First of all, this movie was incredibly disgusting! As far as gross sex, you name it, they got it (this time, I really did mean it to sound creepy, because it was!) Whether it's child sex, incest, graphical oral sex, or really ugly people pole dancing (I just needed to add that because I didn't have anything else to put there. Most of the bad stuff is incest!), you can find it in this complete train wreck of a movie. 
     Also, it's just not funny! Despite the fact that they've got Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, and even, for some strange reason, Vanilla Ice, That's My Boy is just not at all funny!!!!! It's a big mashup of sex jokes, really gross sex, overuse of swearing, and people running around naked, all trying (and, self explanatorily, failing) to make this movie even the slightest bit funny! Yeah, it's one of those movies! 
      Now, in This Is The End (my other least favorite movie. Yeah, I can have two. I'm a bad boy!), is at least the slightest bit funny in a few (now, granted, their few and far between) parts. Not That's My Boy. I think I might throw up if I watched that movie again. It's just not an interesting movie to watch. IT IS COMPLETELY STUPID. DO  NOT WATCH IT! (What's that, don't shout in a public place? Well, I own this public place so shove off!)

Summary

     In this entirely stupid movie (I think I might have slightly mentioned that in tiny letters somewhere in the review) Adam Sandler had sex with his teacher and produced a child (Did I mention that Sandler's character was twelve?) This child grew up and became rich. Freeloading Adam Sandler goes to his son's wedding to ask for money and gets pulled into a stupid mystery of incestual (is that even a word? Google says it's not!) proportions!

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