Worst (We Always Like The Bad News First!):
Beethoven's Christmas Adventure:
0 out of 5 stars | PG
This is truly a terrible movie! I really don't think I have ever seen anything so stupid. It was hardly long enough to be called a feature film (Thank God!) (in fact, it's listed as a video on IMDb), and it's so bad, so stupid, so terrible, that I couldn't sit through the whole thing. I went into the other room and watched The Proposal. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! The first three Beethoven movies were terrible enough but this was simply unbearable! AWWWWFULLLL!!!!!!! Some of the high points were talking dogs and terrible acting! See what I mean. I rest my case!
Best (Save The Best For Last! (Well, Also For Second)):
The Miracle on 34th Street:
5 out of 5 stars | TV-G
The Miracle on 34th Street is certainly a miracle! It is a "Santa Is For Real" movie that didn't make me role my eyes all the way through! :) it's is the story of a young girl who finds Santa Claus. I know, I know, sounds stupid. Well, most of you have probably seen it, but I gave a synopsis anyway! Santa takes a job at Macy's (nothing like some obvious product placement to put you in a festive mood, eh?! It was actually a close call for this "award" between this movie and The Santa Klaus. But seriously, every Christmas movie (except this one) is about depressed teens realizing that Santa Claus is for real! Miracle is a nice little break from all of that sh!t!
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